Newspaper The Army Stand Strong Against The Northern Alliance!

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Inappropriately Sarcastic

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04-28-2017, 09:36 PM -
"227th issue an update on the status of the army"

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A squad from the 227th Battalion Defense Force execute the Governor of a captured Province!

Major Gains have been achieved by the offensive military detachments of the 227th Brown Coats the last few days of the war. The Southern Alliance has seen many victories in capturing profitable northern territories. Although the MOIST and 227th factions have lost two provinces, each faction has regained one and has plans to regain the second. 

Military command is very pleased with the performance of it's soldiers in their speedy and efficient capture of various strong holds in Norther Lands. Morale is high as Battalion Leader Major Deadleton rewarded the troops with extra rations of cactus, cooked fish and wolf meat. 

Northern Alliance Despot and local Religious leader Wilcox Strech Vowed revenge for the refusal for the Brown Coats to honour a deal proposed to only attack when both sides had suitable forces for conflict. Reached for comment, Sargent Disconnect merely said "We didn't start this war, but we WILL finish it." Deadleton said as well "No quarry left behind" In reference to the unprovoked act of aggression against a 227th held mining district that was obliterated before any official conflict had begun. 

The Army high command urge citizens of all Southern Alliance Factions to urge caution when traversing late at night or around conflict zones as the enemy is known to shoot on sight. Citizens can expect more victories to come from the alliance soon as joint military efforts with other large Alliance leaders are soon to come!
This post was last modified: 04-28-2017, 09:38 PM by Deadleton.
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04-28-2017, 09:48 PM -
ZUG responded as such:
"We here in the north have honorably waited to attack when the peoples of the south are up and about; whereas the folks in the south seem to slink into the shadows, waiting only to attack when northerners have hit the sack. Their cowardice is a reminder to all of the honorless, snake-tongued southerners who beg for terms, but then simply ignore their end of the deal when it best suits them. As such, it can only be said that their pathetic actions bore us here in the north, nearly to tears."
This post was last modified: 04-28-2017, 09:48 PM by Suffuri.
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04-28-2017, 09:51 PM -
Attack us when we're awake next time, i dare you!

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04-28-2017, 11:03 PM -
Speaking of offline, hows that province of ours you're taking whilst nobody is online?
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04-28-2017, 11:26 PM -
Much like the conventional rules of war, if one side refuses to follow them, generally they will be ignored by both (from Cannon's message yesterday I assumed everyone was going to be gone until Sunday, but we already agreed to only attack 227 when they were online, and we have to do something as opposed to sitting on our thumbs).
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05-01-2017, 07:32 PM -
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